I AM IN CHARGE!!!
just...a lil longer 🐾
Our Website Is
Being Sniffed Out 🐽
Our crack team of one chihuahua (very bossy) and one wiener dog (very long, very determined) are working around the clock to get this site ready. Please be patient. They are doing their best.
Domain Name
Secured after a brief but intense tug-of-war over the keyboard.
✓ Done
Design
The chihuahua has opinions. Many opinions. We are listening respectfully.
In Progress
Actual Content
The wiener dog sat on the laptop. We are not sure what he submitted.
Reviewing...
Launch Date
The team has retired to the couch for strategic napping. ETA: unclear.
TBD (Soon™)
🐕 Filed under: Chihuahua Dept.
I Will Remember You.
Submit your contact info to the chihuahua. She is watching. She is always watching.
😤
I HAVE RECEIVED THIS.
I WILL REMEMBER.
YOU CANNOT UNSEND IT.
— Management
🌭 Filed under: Long Boy Dept.
He's Processing It.
Drop something in the box. The wiener dog will get to it. He is trying very hard.
Uploading to dog brain... 94% done. He got distracted by a smell. Close enough. You're probably on the list.